Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Top 10 Stag Accessories

You've booked your stag do, the boys are chomping at the bit, questions are flying around Facebook and Twitter asking "how are we going to humiliate the stag?"

This is where stag accessories come in, they are essential, a laugh and can make the stag look like a right prat.

We are not just listing these stag accessories, you can actually buy some of them from our friends at Amazon or we'll include the link straight to the website, more convenient then a fridge full of beer on a stag do.

In no particular order....

The Inflatable Sheep
Where would stag dos be without the amazing stag accessory of a blown up plastic sheep. This is so obvious and has been done so many times however, it's fantastic and can make the groom look like a right plonker.

The Adult Animal Fancy Dress Costume
What would make the stag look more stupid then dressing him up as a member from the animal world? Better still accessorise up the stag do game of Chicken run, this fantastic game is top of the list in our Top 10 Stag Do Games.

The Moustache
From squadron leader to the Twist or Wings moustache, the super-stache website has loads of hilarious styles in black, brown or blonde and if you use the discount code 'StagDo' you can expect a super 10% discount, spiffing!!

The Kitty Purse
You're going to have to have a kitty and you'll need somewhere to keep it, so why not accessorise this age old tradition with a feminine touch, get yourself a Hello Kitty purse and look a right dick every time you have to get a round in.

The Ball and Chain
OK, again obvious but this is the top 10 stag accessories, so they are going to be obvious / popular. What can we say about the ball and chain apart from it's a ball and chain which represents his future wife, making out that his future bride is going to be a dead weight around his leg - sexist.... but extremely funny!

The Mask
Since these extremely realistic masks were seen on the Dragon's Den they have sold like hot cakes. So get a picture of the stag, the bride or even better the mother in law for everyone to wear and surprise the stag on his stag do.

Available at mask-arade

Personalised Shot Glasses
I saw these on fleabay I mean Ebay, you're going to be drinking shots until it comes out of your ears and no doubt some of you will be drinking shots out of each other ears, so why not have your very own shot glass with your name or nickname on it, then you can take them home as a stag do souvenir.

I haven't included the link as I am unsure about the seller, so the best thing is to search 'Personalised Shot Glasses' or 'Stag Party Accessories' on ebay.

The T-shirt
To some stag groups, the personalised stag t-shirt is a necessity, with slogans such as "Last Fling Until The Ring" or the less tasteful "On it until we vomit" or even a funny picture of the stag, the stag t-shirt is an extremely popular accessory.

Polo shirts are possibly the best choice so you can get into nightclubs (as they have a collar), however some clubs will not allow personalised stag t-shirts so check before you decide which night to wear them on.

Search Google for 'Personalised t-shirts'.

The Hawaiian Flower Necklace
Whether you're on a stag do in Magaluf or a stag weekend in Newquay the Hawaiian Lei Flower Garland is great way to celebrate holidaying by the beach and can make a Hawaiian shirt look better, lets face it, dribble would make a Hawaiian shirt look better!

The Dwarf
I know, PC or non-PC, the dwarf has become a very popular stag accessory, especially with the celebrity stag do. Marvin Humes from JLS, Jamie Lomas (Hollyoaks and Eastenders actor, I didn't know either) and Louis Tomlinson's (from One Direction) step dad, well he's nearly a celebrity, have all had one.

It will cost you up to £750 per night, so start saving boys!

Monday, 7 July 2014

Top Stag Do Challenges

Man in a bar asking a lady "Let's swap underwear".

Not to be confused with pranks and games, stag do challenges is a whole new ball game.

Stag Do Challenges consist of the stag (groom-to-be) being set a number of tasks over his stag weekend or night which he must complete, if he doesn't there's a forfeit which is usually drinking his own weight in wine or something, but that's up to your group.

Below I have put together a do-able list of 27 stag do challenges, you can pick the best ones or try and get him to do them all (on occasions, we will add to this list).

    Tin of snails to eat
  1. All at the same time, the stag must purchase a porn magazine, hand cream and some tissues - this must be done without an explanation and without a smirk on his face. (I have a friend who bought a tub of vaseline for his chapped lips and a cucumber for his mum, totally unaware of what his 2 shopping items looked like travelling down the conveyor belt to the check out!).
  2. Get a kiss from a MILF who must be clearly over the age of 50.
  3. Beat a total stranger in a 15 press ups competition.
  4. Kiss a bride-to-be who's celebrating her hen party.
  5. The stag must speak for an entire hour in a accent he's good at, must be convincing to total strangers.
  6. Eat at least 25 Escargots (French snails, can be purchased in tins from Waitrose).
  7. He must get a bra from a total stranger and wear it.
  8. Put his sock over his pint glass and drink a whole pint (through his sock, obviously).
  9. Get a kiss from a WPC
    Barman with a cocktail balancing on his arm
  10. Go over to a hen party shout I am your surprise stripper and strip down to his boxers before doing a bunk.
  11. Get 25 women to sign his shirt before the end of the night.
  12. He must sign up to giving at least £2 a month to Cancer Research via his smart phone.
  13. Go to a busy men's toilet and get the stag to go to the urinals and drop both his trousers and his boxers like a 5 year old and have a pee, photographic evidence required.
  14. Answer his mobile on a crowded bus / train like Dom Jolly.
  15. Sing "you are always on my mind" the whole version to an unsuspecting victim.
  16. He has to convince a total stranger that he's gay.
  17. Get a free drink from the barman
  18. Go for a toilet in the ladies
  19. Stand up in a packed pub and shout "I love my Mummy".
  20. Swap underwear with a bride-to-be.
  21. Go into a chemists and in a loud voice; 'do you have a cure for a reoccurring to crab problem'.
    Man drinking from a shoe
  22. Make him wear a toilet paper tail coming out from the top of trousers down to the back of his knees every time he comes out of the toilet. 
  23. Give a girl a foot job - (suck her big toe).
  24. Take on a security guard in an arm wrestling competition.
  25. Get the stag to drink Baileys out of his shoe.
  26. He has to Eat a whole onion.
  27. The stag must bounce 5 ping pong balls into a pint glass inside a minute before he can eat.
OK, so you have your stag do challenges sorted, just make sure you have fun and be aware that some people may not be so enthusiastic about your challenges as your stag party are, so give them the big swerve.

Oh yes, and make sure the stag enjoys it.

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Stag Do Activities Cure The Hangover - FACT*

*OK, I have no scientific proof that the following stag do activities cure your hangovers, so I say drink plenty of water before, during and after your activity and see what happens!

These activities will take your mind off your banging head and you will also come through the other side with a huge smile on your face.

Te best activities to fix your hangover in my mind should include water, plenty of it!

White Water Rafting
Not only will you be fighting the frothing rapids you will possibly be in them, not many rafts get away without getting a dunking!

All your kit's included so all you have to do is rock up with your swimwear and don a wet suit, helmet and buoyancy aid before hitting the white water.

More refreshing then a glass of water in the Goby desert.

Destinations for white water rafting includes:

Cardiff (man-made)
North Wales (great for Chester)
Nottingham (man-made)
The Highlands (1 hour isn from Edinburgh)

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Canyoning / Gorge Scrambling
Again includes getting very wet; jumping off high ledges into deep pools, exploring caves, walking behind waterfalls, traversing sheer rock faces - this is an activity straight out of the SAS selection training book.

Again, you will only need your swimwear as all specialised equipment is included.

Destinations for Canyoning include:

South Wales (perfect for stag dos in Bristol, Cardiff & Hereford)
North Wales (also great for Chester)

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A fantastic stag do activity to not only get rid of that sore head, but also to give you a spring in your step as you stride onto the beach with the surf board under your arm and looking cooler than a penguin in the Antarctic.

Most taster sessions last half a day with the second part of the day giving you time to practise standing up (something you couldn't do last night). If you want to give it a day, you can always head for the beach bar for a bit of the hair of the dog - hang on, that's cheating.

Destinations surfing is available in the UK:

Bournemouth (a bit temperamental)

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Really wind it down and paddle down river enjoying the sun, scenery and a chance to reboot with your mates.

If your head really hurts then jump into the river and refresh, this activity is especially popular with our stag dos that love to chill and get away from the hustle and bustle of modern life.

Destinations available:

North Wales

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Please note that all activities will not be in the centre of the cities mentioned and you will need transport to make the short distance to your activity site.