Look no further people this post is going to knock you off your feet with killer stag do activities for 2017:
If there was an activity which would make you literally piss your pants as you have lost all feeling in your bowels, Electric Shock Football is one of them.
OK the electric shocks aren't that bad, similar to the shocks you get from a board game, or a tiny bit more zappier so it's stops you in mid shot, but hey what a laugh!
It's A Knockout
Dress up and compete in lots of different games which includes inflatables, foam and water. A PA will keep everyone up to date with scores, jokes and banter. All fancy dress costumes are included however most groups turn up in team t-shirts.
West Country Games / Welsh Games
Similarly to It's A Knockout, West Country and Welsh Games are just themed on either the West Country which includes games such as; Cider Run, Wurzel Knockout, Pitchfork Duel etc. or based on Wales, such as; Drunk Dragons, Across The Taff, Leek Lampin etc.
West Country Games are near Bristol and Welsh Games just outside Cardiff, makes sense really.
Possibly the most popular requested stag do activity in 2016, you'll see why when you race these mad dirt buggies around a specially designed hard core track.
They have an extremely quick acceleration and stick to the track like Jo Brand sticks to her Fat ugly, women jokes - I am not saying she is fat or ugly just that she jokes about this subject A LOT.
Again, quad biking is another extremely popular activity with our stags. What's not to like; thrashing through brooks and streams, thwapping across open fields, whistling through woods, climbing impossible steep hills and bricking your self down steep inclines - you will love it!
Indoor / Outdoor Race Karts
Everyone in the group loves a decent competition and there is nothing like a well run Grand Prix.
Race head to head around specially designed race tracks which include chicanes, flyovers, fly-unders and winning straights. DesignaVenture tip, learn to get around the track without breaking at every turn. Some turns just don't need the brakes.
Stock Car Racing
An incredible motorised activity which will put you back a few quid however it's an immense experience. From F1 style machines to Jalopies and Robin Reliant's you will love driving all of these different machines against your mates. For more details check out our Stock Car Racing page.
Shoot Um Up....
An old favourite, Paintball is a great activity that gets the whole group involved all at the same time. Strategy, skill and tactics is the name of the game here, unless you and your mates are proper hard and run at people shooting 120 shots a minute like true commandos.
Clay Pigeon Shooting
This is for the Gentleman in the group. Bacon roll, hip flask full of Single Malt and cigars is all you need, the shooting ground will provide guns, shot, clays, traps and tuition.
Assault Rifle Shooting
Not many places in the UK can you shoot proper Assault Rifles, this isn't air gun territory this is shooting Assault Rifles, so get yourself to Bournemouth or Bristol and shoot up the Mannequins dressed like Zombies!
You'll need to go over to the Continent for this activity to the old Russian Eastern Block like Riga, Prague or Bratislava. Start with single shots before moving onto quick fire which literally will take a couple of seconds to bolt your load, said the actress to the vicar!
It's quite scary how much these guns move around in machine gun mode, when I did it, I didn't hit the target once!
Get Boozed Up...
Whisky I agree is a bit like Marmite you either love it or hate it, however, have you ever sat down and tasted it, I mean proper tasted it.
If the stag loves the complexity of a single Malt or goes crazy for Johnnie Walker... Whisky tasting is a must, especially if your stag do is in Edinburgh, I mean c-mon!
Brewery Experience Days
As male's we get passed down genes from our ancestors no matter what era and these genes help us to like beer and stag dos, and when done together, what a winning combination!
These Brewery Experience Days not only include beer tasting but also food, competition and a right old laugh, you can't beat it.
This is a proper booze up session, learn how to mix cocktails by a professional Mixologists before tasting (maybe downing) your special creation. There is more to making cocktails then just bunging a load of booze and fizz into a shaker and giving it a damn good shake.
Water Way To Have Fun...
A firm favourite with our stag parties, choose between man-made white water sites in London, Cardiff or Nottingham or go natural in North Wales, Scotland and beyond (Europe etc.).
Why is White Water Rafting so popular with stag parties?
Well two things, it's exciting and adrenaline fuelled activity and a great way to get rid of your hangover!
Exploring a valley which has been gorged (hence why it's also called gorge walking) out by a fast flowing stream may sound a little tame, well think again, as you'll be jumping into deep pools from up to 45ft ledges, exploring caves, walking behind waterfalls etc.
If Bear Grylls picked a stag activity, this is what he'd choose, I think?
Similar to tombstoning where the main event is chucking yourself off high ledges into deep water sea pools however, Coasteering is done professionally with experts guides, buoyancy aids, helmets, wet suits the lot. This is a lot of fun and jumps can exceed 60 foot (optional obviously) so bring along your BALLS OF STEEL.
Enjoy the lazy River Wye and canoe down the beautiful Welsh valleys into England. Set up camp and we'll arrange transport for the first and last day, saves you pitching up your tents and then taking them down each day, also the campsite has a pub with a late bar, shower block and is right on the river bank, so you'll want to stay put at night.
All of the above activities can be found on our stag do ideas page which is packed to the rafters with fantastic ideas day and night, go see.
Good luck for 2017...